A limerick

To celebrate that today I was 275 messages behind on my friends list (I thought it didn't even go back that far), a random limerick:

A girl who was touring Zambesi
Said, "attracting the men is quite easy:
   I don't wear any pants
   And at every chance
I stand where it's frightfully breezy."

Okay, another one then...

A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
   Said the fly: "Let us flee!"
   Said the flea:" "Let us fly!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.